More about signs ... and dog poop

A brick structure containing waterfalls pouring down into a fountain below, with some branches on one side, and a building in the background. On one side of the brick is a sign that reads "DECORATIVE WATER FEATURE IS NOT INTENDED FOR HUMAN ACCESS."A fountain with stepping stones across the middle of it and pavement on either side. In the background, benches, shrubs, and a lawn. Behind those, a street with apartment buildings on the far side.

On one of our walks, Mr. Fluffster and I came across the confusing sign above left. Was it meant to keep us “humans” off the stepping stones (above right) as well as out of the water? I took the photo from one of those stones. A clearer message might have been: “Please stay out of the water.”

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Back in my editor days, signs were the most challenging of all my projects. Initial requests always seemed straightforward: Our Anytown Office needs a window sign to inform the public about the services it offers. Please work with the designer to create one.

Requesters always believed their signs would be quick and easy to produce. They never were. After a few such frustrating projects, my more experienced colleagues and I happily passed the buck to newer, naiver team members.

One cursed sign took four years. The office in question assigned its articling student to the project. Nine months later, when that student’s term ended, we still didn’t have basic information about the sign’s size and content.

Months passed without answers to simple email questions. “You’ve asked for a 5' x 8' sign but 5 feet by 8 feet wouldn’t fit in your window; do you mean 5 inches x 8 inches?” “Please send us a close-up of the actual window where the sign will be posted. This blurry photo of the building’s second floor and roof isn’t enough.”

Every year, a new articling student took over and ignored our emails. After Year One, when asked for updates on this project, the designer and I would glance nervously at one other and change the subject. By Year Four, we’d just laugh hysterically.

We’d (re)explain our production requirements to each new student. And each would rewrite the sign wording and send new — and incomplete — details about size and type of material. Follow-up queries rarely yielded satisfactory answers.

Whenever we thought we were ready to print, last-minute snafus would hold things up just long enough for that particular student’s articles to end. In Year Three, we discovered — minutes before we were about to send the sign to the printer — that it violated bylaws on the colours and materials allowed for storefront window signs in that community.

We finally got it done at the end of Year Four.

Every single word in a sign requires careful thought. Who is the sign intended for? What should people know after reading it? Without clear answers to such questions, signs are ineffective, like the one above.

I appreciate good signs. See below for some fine recent examples, all about dog poop, a topic that seems to inspire effective, clear communication.

A sign containing a yellow circle with the words  "NO POOP & PEE" at the top of the circle and "BE RESPECTFUL" at the bottom. Inside that circle, a cartoon man reaching towards a dog that has just pooped on a lawn. The cartoon has a red circle around it with a red line through the centre.A small sign on a wooden post with a cartoon image of a dog dropping a bag into a garbage can, and the words "Please Clean Up After Your Pet" below it. Above the sign, a blue dog poop bag dispenser with a yellow bag hanging down from it. In the background, a green lawn and a townhouse complex with a grey metal fence around it. Some yellow flowers and shrubs inside the fence.

Left, a one-of-a-kind homemade sign that gets right to the point.
Right, a cute one that comes with poop bags.

A blue sign with grey duct tape around it and securing it to a metal frame that is planted in the ground. The sign reads in white lettering, "THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A DOG POO FAIRY: BAG IT & BIN IT!" Beside the words, a white image of a Tinker Bell-like fairy holding up a bag of dog poop. At the bottom, on the right, the words "City of North Vancouver." On the left, the web address cnv.org/poofairy.  The sign is surrounded by shrubbery, and behind that some dry looking palm trees with unfocused buildings behind them.

My favourite, though the broken web address at the bottom no longer links to the Poo Fairy page where
locals could once download this sign to post on their own property … and learn about the dangers of dog poop.

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* Created by Prettycons and Nikita Kozin from Noun Project.

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